Super powers

Rhys came up with what I think would be the best super power: the ability to view the world one of those pens that you can turn upside down and it removes the clothes of the young lady pictured on it. So, the power is `naked-upside-down-pen-eyes'. Amazing

Time keeping

I saw a video of the news being read out by an old woman and it looked really odd. I suprised myself how accustomed I am to having good looking people read autocue at me

receipt

i saw a woman scrutinizing a receipt for a weatherspoons breakfast like it contained the secrets to the universe.