John Cleese ideas

I saw John Cleese at the Lowry last week and he gave me some ideas for the standup thing. First theres an easy joke about being good with numbers and then getting something really easy wrong straight afterwards, e.g. I hate a few things about people who can't count: 1. they're stupid and 3. they can't count.

I also liked the 4 line joke poem he did.

e.g
stats is important is my motto
when in a shop, bank or school
but if you think that you'll win the lotto
then you're a massive tool

I also heard a song that basically lists connected things and wondered if I could do this for random stuff:

buses arriving
tossing coins
throwing die
radiation emission
queueing
broken light bulbs
urns and balls
boys and girls
...